‘Merica Labz Patriot’s Whey – Yankee F’N Doodle 5lb

Price: $59.99
(as of May 04,2021 07:19:21 UTC – Details)

It’s often said that George Washington could not tell a lie. In the spirit of Ol’ Georgie Boy, neither can we: Patriot’ s Whey is the best-tasting protein this side of the Revolutionary War. Seriously. It’ s as if we travelled back in time to your grandma’ s house in 1986, sat in on your family BBQ, bottled all the delicious desserts, and came back to the present with the formula intact. That’ s why we call it the Revolutionary’ s Protein: because it’ s so damn tasty that it’ s revolutionary This ain’ t your dad’ s protein – the one that tastes like George’ s wooden teeth. This is good ol’ fashioned American exceptionalism bottled and packed into deliciousness.

100% ‘Merican

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